I really want cookies!!!

Why is it that when you really want something you just can't have it? Right now I really want cookies. I guess I could drive to the store and go and get some but they just aren't the same as homemade cookies. For the past five minutes I've been yelling about wanting cookies and no one has brought them to me. Then Donna says to me...she says..."we have some cookie dough in the fridge". What what what? Why didn't she say that earlier? Probably because she doesn't want to make them. I said that I'd make them if she would just turn on the oven and put them on the cookie sheet. She refused. Why does she mock me? Cookies are so much better if you're not the one who has to make them. Am I right? Maybe I haven't yelled loud enough! I WANT COOKIES!!!! (if someone brings me cookies I'll give them a special prize)